Cheerleader of the Free World
If not Apocalypse Now, then when? Before Bush addressed 3,000 U.S. troops and their families at Wiesbaden Air Base, "about 10 cheerleaders dressed in two-piece purple costumes and white boots danced on stage waving silver pompoms."
"Avian flu pandemic imminent" - BOOM SHACKA LACKA!
Pardon me - did you say something?